Adult Swim Should Hire Charles McCarthy

Get Them!

I personally would like to thank you all for keeping up with this here blog. You may realize by now that Charles is a very persistant young man. What you may not realize yet, however, is that he has a heart of gold.

No, seriously. I'm not being sentimental here. The dude's heart is formed of solid gold. Imagine, if you will, all the health problems that may cause. Imagine living with a body entirely crafted of synthetic skin and muscles that don't need blood to survive. Do you think you could even stand the operations that necessitates? Much less the everyday torture of living with a fake body all because your heart was formed of solid gold so some sick creator could amuse himself?! And don't even get me started on the numerous pirate raids he's survived.

So next time you think, "Who cares? Who cares if Charles McCarthy gets a job with Adult Swim?" Think again, think about the sheer resolve it takes to persist in Charles's condition. Think about it, be honest with yourself, and realize that you are inferior to him.

CHARLES MCCARTHY IN '06!