Attractive Eighties Women

My band Attractive Eighties Women is now seeking both a new drummer, and a keyboard/key-tar player. We want our drummer to play other intstruments, because he is not a very good drummer, and our old keyboard player fell down a well, and well, died. Yeah. It was sad.

If you think you have what it takes, and you want to relocate to the Atlanta area, send me a picture of yourself, some links to some samples of your abilities, and also some sort of convoluted statement as to why you want to be part of AEW.

To tell you the truth, we would really like another female keyboard player, and it would be great if she had mystique.