While there is general rejoicing here in the ASSHCM community regarding the news that Charles has an interview tomorrow, I admit to a degree of skepticism and would like to quote Mr Wolf in 'Pulp Fiction' and warn that it's too early to start sucking each others' dicks just yet.
As you can see from the comment made on my previous post, CM has some rather determined and extremely psychotic enemies who I believe would stop at nothing to cause harm to our Fearless Leader. It is not outside the realm of my twisted little imagination to be concerned that this might be a set-up.
I have no knowledge of the exact manner by which this interview was set up. Email? IP addresses can be spoofed. If you don't believe me, answer one of those supposed emails from Ebay asking you to validate your account information and find out how long it takes for mail-order Russian brides to show up on your credit card statement. A phone call? Please, even a 6 year old can crank-call. My point being, all our great telecommunication advances have yet to solve the basic question of 100% secure validated connections for all.
This may come off as sounding paranoid, but just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. I double-dog dare you to ring up your friendly local kabob shop run by a couple of Muslim dudes and request one of their 'special' kabobs for delivery. Your communications will be intercepted, screened, parsed, and determined to be a coded message to Al Qaeda and quick as a wink you'll be disappeared in the middle of the night to Gitmo which will make Abu Ghraib look like a day at Wally World.
This is why I have a number of elaborate defense systems here at Chez Stevie Z. These are not times in which to remain passive and trusting in others to provide for your security. No, one must stock up on guns, kevlar, concussion grenades, gas masks, and tear gas cannisters because when it's 4am and there's a mob kicking down your door, calling the police is an exercise in futility. All that will happen is either the tape machine will 'malfunction' and there will be no record of your call or your call will be part of an 'Unsolved Mystery' episode.
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best. This will be our mantra as we wish our Fearless Leader godspeed. Stay alert, beware of any black sedans with tinted windows, and always leave yourself at least 2 escape routes.
Stevie Z
Provocateur General
1/12/06
The views expressed in this post are not necessarily those of Charles McCarthy, Eli Lilly pharmaceuticals, Charles Manson, or paraplegic ducks nicknamed 'The Hammer'.
As you can see from the comment made on my previous post, CM has some rather determined and extremely psychotic enemies who I believe would stop at nothing to cause harm to our Fearless Leader. It is not outside the realm of my twisted little imagination to be concerned that this might be a set-up.
I have no knowledge of the exact manner by which this interview was set up. Email? IP addresses can be spoofed. If you don't believe me, answer one of those supposed emails from Ebay asking you to validate your account information and find out how long it takes for mail-order Russian brides to show up on your credit card statement. A phone call? Please, even a 6 year old can crank-call. My point being, all our great telecommunication advances have yet to solve the basic question of 100% secure validated connections for all.
This may come off as sounding paranoid, but just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. I double-dog dare you to ring up your friendly local kabob shop run by a couple of Muslim dudes and request one of their 'special' kabobs for delivery. Your communications will be intercepted, screened, parsed, and determined to be a coded message to Al Qaeda and quick as a wink you'll be disappeared in the middle of the night to Gitmo which will make Abu Ghraib look like a day at Wally World.
This is why I have a number of elaborate defense systems here at Chez Stevie Z. These are not times in which to remain passive and trusting in others to provide for your security. No, one must stock up on guns, kevlar, concussion grenades, gas masks, and tear gas cannisters because when it's 4am and there's a mob kicking down your door, calling the police is an exercise in futility. All that will happen is either the tape machine will 'malfunction' and there will be no record of your call or your call will be part of an 'Unsolved Mystery' episode.
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best. This will be our mantra as we wish our Fearless Leader godspeed. Stay alert, beware of any black sedans with tinted windows, and always leave yourself at least 2 escape routes.
Stevie Z
Provocateur General
1/12/06
The views expressed in this post are not necessarily those of Charles McCarthy, Eli Lilly pharmaceuticals, Charles Manson, or paraplegic ducks nicknamed 'The Hammer'.
posted by Stevie Z at 10:19 PM
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Right.
Oh, by the way, before the cops hauled your mother off, she said to tell you to wipe off the keyboard after you finish whacking off- part of the deal for living in her basement.
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