I am feeling blue. I haven't heard from Adult Swim yet, and I am sick.

Speaking of "blue," my friend Justin was in the live action stage show of Blue's Clues. I bet you all saw it.

He played Slippery Soap. Sippery Soap is a giant bar of soap that talks and sings and dances. Doesn't that sound like fun?

In many ways, we are like bars of soap, slowly melting away until there is nothing left but maybe our scent on the last person who was able to use the last little sliver before it slipped out of their hands and zipped down the drain.

I hope you are having a better day than me. Maybe you could email Adult Swim and tell them to hire me. It won't cure my cold, but it would make me a little happier.